If you want to catch a socialist at work, sometimes you have to wake up early in the morning. On the weekends especially the indoctrination of America's youth into the one world order is fully on display.
Last Sunday morning I watched Noah Wylie, the cream puff of "ER" fame, give a "Sally Struthers" tear-jerker performance on the perils of the Polar Bears. The Polar bear is now the de-facto symbol of the Democratic party, replacing the jack-ass. However, just like the jack-ass, the Democrats stubbornly insist the Polar bear is drowning.
They are liars. Just like Marx. Just like Mao.( My favorite political philosopher?)
Unlike vegan Hollywood liberals like Wylie, Polar bears are tough as nails. One reason there so resilient is because they eat meat, and a lot of it...seal blubber in particular. Wylie should take this cue and maybe he would be casted as something other than an emaciated geek.
Polar bears can also out-swim Michael Phelps, not only because they don't take bong hits, but also because nature designed them to swim long distances--up to a hundred nautical miles without stopping. Polar bears do not drown unless under extreme duress...like when their being hunted by Inuit Eskimos under provisions granted by the Maritime Marine Mammal act of 1972. Liberals like to protect animals except when indigenous primitives insist they must offer up the spirits of the Polar bear to their gods.
Their gods are about as believable as global warming itself.
Wylie conveniently omits the deaths of hundreds of Polar bears a year due to pagan convictions, and instead focuses on a poor female polar bear and her cubs up against selfish Americans trying to heat their homes in the winter.
Wouldn't it be nice if we showed the children what female Polar bears do with their cubs for 90% of the day? That is, hunting seals.
These scenes are not for the faint of heart. But, if socialists insist on terrifying the youth with their lies, we must, as parents, show our children the brutal reality of nature. Just imagine a nature show that combines "Finding Nemo" with the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," and you get an idea of what a day in the life of a Polar bear looks like. Maybe Wylie can convert them to veganism.
I hope he tries it in person.
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While you are correct that polar bears can swim great distances, you fail to mention where you think they'll sleep once all the ice has melted. Ideas? Additionally, though I disagree with the point you're making, I think your argument would be much stronger, if you didn't attack Inuits and their religion. Your God is no more or less credible than theirs.
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